We now have a wiki!
He went to stay with his mother a few days ago and had lots of pasta - which resulted in painful bloating (I got the blame!).
I wish every market in every town in America would have unique food choices that you have in Spain. You have to drive to find unique foods.
This morning - I'm happy to report - a perfect number 4 on the BSS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale